Poor Barbie

I am on the train going through the paper and center page we have a nice article about sex. No problem, and I love the imagery but seriously Barbie, what did you do to yourself?!

Poor Barbie. Once the face of a pretty pink gown adorning princess with dream houses and pink convertibles has been shamefully subjected to the Swiss poster girl for sex.

And look at how her face is being exposed while that bastard can be any blonde GI Joe in the bunch. And the worst part is, she looks like she's loving it. What a dirty dirty tramp.

All I can say is that this is NOT the Barbie I once knew and loved. I'm happy to see her after all this time, but I would have preferred a glimmering pink ball gown and white gloves with perfectly matching plastic pink heals. Just as she lives in my memory.

I guess Barbie is all grown up too. It breaks my heart and hearts everywhere to see where she has taken her career. Hopefully she pulls a Britney and makes a comeback someday....