Seriously?!

This rainy morning I am getting off the train and by sheer dumb luck as I am opening my umbrella there is this (hard) metal I don't know what, but it looks like a window washing basket for the side of skyscrapers, which is puzzling as to why it would be on a platform, and the top of my umbrella lodges into it as I am walking. This happened and now I have a bent antenna and look like a big dufus. Awesome.